all the flawed characters
allll the plot twists

Isaac Burke is, without question, the most annoying person on the planet. One good thing about senior year: he won’t be my problem much longer.
       What I really need is a fast-forward button. Or a DeLorean. (Also wouldn’t say no to Marty McFly.) Because senior year is (in my humble and very valid opinion) designed to torture us all. College applications? Looming adulthood? Everyone asking what you’re “going to do with your life” like I didn’t just start panic-researching how to file taxes five minutes ago??
       Ugh.
       And I've learned nothing. Nothing.
       Girl, you still have a crush on Patrick? In this, the year of our lord 1999? Get. Over. It. Already.
       Who needs school to torture us when we torture ourselves, amirite?
       But wait! There's more!
       Because of course.
       (I'm pretty sure at this point God hates me.)
       Barrett. You are absolutely, categorically NOT allowed to die. I forbid it. :-(
      He keeps smiling like nothing’s wrong, but the more he says he’s okay, the less I believe him. So help me, if he says he's fine one more time...
      So yeah. To summarize: boys are stupid, school is stupid, and I’m stupid. Oh, also, existential dread. Yay.
 
Guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and, well, seriously question my intentions as an author, Wonderwall will charm your socks off. Or make you want to steal all my socks. Whichever. I apologize in advance. (I’m not actually sorry.) <3